It's my first post of the year! If you're like me, 2016 hasn't gotten off to the greatest start - I've been sick for a majority of it, and we lost … [Read more...]
A Woman of a Certain Age
I was recently shocked and appalled to discover that America actually cares enough how Carrie Fisher has aged to make this a topic of conversation and … [Read more...]
Patience, My Young Apprentice
Anyone in the business who knows me knows that I am always shopping something. And one of the most important lessons I have learned through this is … [Read more...]
Happy Birthday Seleste!
Today we at the ELEW celebrate the birthday of our Blasphemous Dispensator of Expenditures, Seleste de Laney. Seleste has been a member nearly … [Read more...]
What you don’t know
I recently went out to dinner with my husband and some friends of his that I hadn't met yet, and got sucked into one of THOSE conversations again. … [Read more...]
Fear and the query letter
Before I get into this post I'd like to request a restart of 2016. One where there are no terrorist attacks in Jakarta or anywhere else. One where we … [Read more...]
New Year, New You – BULLSHIT!
Welcome to the first Evil League of Evil Writers post of 2016! I'm sure by now you've seen post after post, ad after ad, article after article … [Read more...]
And Here We Leave You
...until next year. Go on, now. You can do it. It's all right. We'll be back in a few weeks for all your eviltry needs. We here at the ELEW would … [Read more...]
And so this is Christmas
We all know that people get bugshit crazy around the holidays. Depression is certainly prevalent, but even if that’s not the case, emotions are … [Read more...]
Starting over
I don't know if you've ever written something out in its entirety, then scrapped it and started again but I've done that with this post a … [Read more...]
Burning Down The House
No, not like that. I mean figuratively, like a phoenix bursts into flame only to be reborn from the ashes. 2015 is winding down, and so too is the … [Read more...]
Tis the Season
I've been struggling with the holiday spirit this year. I mean, I'm no elf, but I like the holidays (hate the shopping, but that's not really the … [Read more...]
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